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Yes, Those DO Look Fake!
Pick up any celebrity magazine and you’re sure to see them: women with fake breasts. It seems like every other actress has had a little boob work done at some point in their lives. But why? Why do they think that’s what we want to see? I’ve come across a number of webcam girls who have had their breasts super sized, and I have to say, I was disappointed. I’ve also had the misfortune of sleeping with a girl who had her C’s upgraded to DD’s, and again, it wasn’t exactly what I thought it would be.
I’ve read several articles asking men about breast implants, and most say they don’t want their wives or girlfriends to get them. Why not? Well, there are many different reasons. But what about camgirls? Why shouldn’t they get their boobs done? After all, their jugs are a major selling point, and who wouldn’t want to make themselves more marketable? Well, here are my thoughts on why webcam girls need to avoid the silicone.
They Just Look Weird
The first is the look: I’m sorry, but I think fake boobs just look unnatural! How bizarre is it to see this little 90 pound stick girl with huge boobs? When someone more than triples their cup size, their breasts begin to look like some kid took two big balls of Play Doh and stuck it on a stick figure. It just doesn’t look right. Now, I know some women are both naturally thin and naturally busty, but there’s a difference between that and fake breasts. It’s hard to explain it – they just look more organic.
I think part of this unnatural look is that girls rarely seem to go up just one cup size. Everyone, especially cam girls, seems to want huge tits, even if they look absurd. Why won’t anyone just go up one size or pick a breast size that doesn’t make them look like they should be walking bent over? Yes, I’ll say it and hope I don’t get stoned: bigger ISN’T always better!
Another issue is the way they move, or don’t move. I like to see tits move when a girl is getting fucked, and some fake ones just don’t. That’s why I avoid couples’ cams featuring a girl who has had her cleavage boosted. I want boobs that act like boobs.
I’d Like a C-Cup Today, Please
Here’s a bizarre side note that I have to share: when I was doing a little research on breast implants, I came across a company that makes adjustable implants! After having the silicone bags implanted, doctors can use a temporary tube to adjust the size of the breasts for up to six months after the procedure. Then the tube is removed and the implants completely sealed up. That’s like turning a woman into a blow up doll or something! Today she’s a B, tomorrow a DD, the next day all that silicone is pumped out and she’s flat…does this freak anyone else out? Either enlarge them or don’t!
Oops…That Didn’t Come Out Right!
Then there’s the boob job gone bad. Have you ever seen the cam girls or women in real life who have perhaps cut a few corners and tried to save money on their silicone additions? I have. They can have anything from a couple of scars to, worse, crooked tits! Yes, crooked! You want to talk about something that turns me off, show me a girl who had a bad boob job. It’s like a train wreck – you can’t look away.
Implants Are So Last Year
Another reason our dear cam girls need to forgo the silicone and stick with their natural size is because breast implants just really aren’t that fashionable anymore. When implants first became safe (well, as safe as it can be to stick a foreign substance in your body), every woman wanted them, whether it was to score more roles in film or to feel better about themselves. But now, it’s not so much the trend. In fact, breast implants are almost ridiculed these days. Look at how many tabloids are running stories about stars who have had their cleavage enhanced. How many cheer Brittney and Christina on? Most seem to make fun of them for having their boobs done.
That Won’t Look Good When You’re Sixty
While breast implants can look amazing when a woman is in her early twenties or even thirties, but after that, well, they look a little odd. If you’ve ever seen a MILF who had implants done when she was younger, you know what I mean. They looked great when she was young, but now that she’s older, they just don’t look right. Think of Paris Hilton’s cleavage on your grandmother’s chest. Granny would look like a freak, and that’s what’s going to happen to chicks with implants as they get older. The same happens if the girl loses or gains a lot of weight. Implants are kind of like tattoos in that way, I guess.
And In The Real World….
While I don’t really like watching cam girls who have had major breast enhancement or bad surgery, I really, really don’t like doing real life girls with implants. Besides all of the health issues, a lot of girls, including the one I was with, lost some feeling in their boobs. She felt nothing when I licked her nipples, and if you don’t get enjoyment out of your boobs, then really, what’s the point?
I know I’ve probably pissed off all of you who truly love the huge, unnatural boobs, but I’m just not a fan of the silicone. I think it looks unnatural, especially as women get older, and can cause girls some health problems. I know some guys like that, and if you do, you’ll find some cam girls out there with fake tits. Fortunately, there are many natural ladies waiting for the rest of us.
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